Paternity!

GRANDMA'S GOULASH

http://grandmas-goulash.info/

asks for a VERY short story

PATERNITY!

Mammy was a naughty girl;

She put herself about.

I was rather a nasty shock

When my tadpole self popped out!

Wherever you are

Claim me, Pa!

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FOR THE GIRL....

For the girl who has everything, I display

Something that really will make her day!

A golden keyboard! Not dull old black!

A gift she certainly won't give back!

While the rest of us type dull, boring words,

Her fingers will fly like humming-birds.

And all her rings will flash and spark

As she is making her golden mark!

Her long blonde hair will sweep the keys

As she writes a novel with absolute ease!

A million copies will be sold

Because she's typed on keys of gold!

I will struggle with black and white;

Monochrome is what I'll write.

I'll be in the ditch, but she will fly

On golden wings in a golden sky!

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