Proof Positive

                  Bundy

THE PURPLE TREE HOUSE

http://purpletreehouse.blogspot.com.au/

asks for some comedy

PROOF POSITIVE

The policeman stopped Roberto's car and said that he was needing

His licence and other documents because he'd seen him speeding.

'I'm sure I wasn't, officer'....thus Roberto spoke....

'To say that I was speeding is simply just a joke.'

'It's certainly no joke, my man' the policeman, quickly, said;

'Breathe into this bag at once so your readings can be read!'

Of course the police equipment proved that he was inebriated,

Roberto snapped 'It cannot be the figure that you've stated!

Your equipment must be faulty. I think it's a disgrace

To have traffic cops of the likes of you hanging around the place!'

'Just watch your tongue!' cried the Officer 'Let the law take it's course!

How dare you sit there and criticise a member of the force!'

Roberto shouted 'You're lying! I'm as sober as can be!

And I will run you over if you don't get away from me!'

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Then timid little Elsie, who'd been in the passenger seat,

Piped up and said, in a voice that was placating, soft and sweet....

'Take no notice of him, Officer; he always kicks up a stink

And gets very argumentative, when he's had too much to drink!'

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Blake with a Mullard relation, Sam.

THE IMAGE

What they gazed  at long ago

Is clearly not for me to know.

They see a picture that delights;

Something they have in their sights.

The digital age, when all the action

Is captured in instant satisfaction.

They capture an image, and so do I;

Something to treasure as the years go by.

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