I've only just realised that our collapsing balcony is a perfect triangle!
PHOTOHUNT is looking for TRIANGLES! Serendipity!
Malcolm and a friend were on our balcony this-morning,
When, suddenly, and loudly, and without the slightest warning,
The timbers started creaking and then they gave a crack
And the two men had to use their wits and leap agilely back!
Luckily no-one suffered, though, of course, it was quite tense.
Now we have to worry about workmen and expense.