Thursday, April 23, 2009

Road Rage

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I hope this gentleman learned his lesson!


Sonny, driving rather fast, down a country lane,
Sees a car approaching; treats it with disdain.
Doesn't dream of pulling over, though there's not much space;
For drivers such as Sonny driving is a race.
Nita, who's the other driver, winds her window down;
As she's passing yells a greeting, accompanied by a frown.
'Pig!' she shouts out very loudly! (Well, I'd shout it too;
When you meet a lousy driver what else can you do?)
He responds with some expletives, one of which is 'Bitch!'
Then, round the corner, he meets the pig

 And ends up in the ditch!

If jokes in rhyme are to your taste, try these:


Andy Sewina said...

Love the rhymes. I thought you might have said 'flitch!'


anthonynorth said...

Enjoyed that. Always best to control your emotions when driving more than you control the car.

Anonymous said...

Serves 'im right! I feel for the pig, I do! And he was prob'ly in a hurry to get no-where...

Brian Miller said...

funny. your verse as well as how driving can get us so worked up. why are we rushing?

Darlene said...

Oooooh - a rhyming joke. I love it.

California Girl said...

EXCELLENT! Nice poetic twist on that old joke which never fails to amuse me.

Kat said...

It was "he' who was piggish..!!!