THE EASTER BILBY
Australians are Anti-Rabbit, and the reasons are quite clear,
For they have been the country's scourge for many a long year.
Introduced as dinky pets a long, long time ago ago,
They began to breed like mad even as they said 'Hallo'!
Now there are many millions of them, breeding, running wild,
Ruining all the farmers' crops and making them quite riled.
At Easter Time we're sentimental about 'dear little' rabbits,
But there's a move to bring to mind their reproductive habits!
Our diminutive bilby has the same cutesy 'rabbit' ears,
And bilbies are no problem; in fact they're little dears.
A bilby made from chocolate is the sweetest thing to eat
And it looks really pretty and very hard to beat.
So All Hail to the Easter Bilby! He enhances Easter Time!
Whereas Rabbits are just criminals! Don't encourage crime!
HAPPY EASTER ANYWAY!