Monday, October 15, 2012

Spoil-Sport



MAD KANE
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/
gave us the first line

SPOIL-SPORT

A girl who was very refined
 Was offered some fun but declined
 Said she 'Understand, 
 I am untouched by hand ,
 And I do want that fact underlined.'
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CANDY FLOSS

Nutritional value? I'd say 'Nil'
Yet eating it is such a thrill.
Spun sugar on a little stick.
Too much of it can make you sick.
Pink and sweet and finger-licky,
Brittle,  bright and sugar-sticky!
Gooey lips and gooey nose,
Tacky pink stains on the clothes!
The tongue makes contact, makes a hole;
You're eating nothing! Bless my soul!
Part of summer in the sun,
Part of happy childhood fun.
Nutritional value? I'd say 'Nil'
Yet eating it is such a thrill.
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1 comment:

Kay L. Davies said...

Hilarious picture you chose to go with your refined gal limerick, Brenda. I love the curlers in her hair.
And cotton candy. How I loved that when I was young! I can't imagine eating it now, however.
K