Proof

MAD KANE

http://www.madkane.com

supplied the first line

PROOF

A fellow was very obsessed

By the lady next-door and her chest.

He demanded a feel

To see if it was real

And now he is under arrest.

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DOGGED!

'What we think becomes reality!'

I've often heard that said.

So you are heading for fatality!

You will soon be dead!

I see myself as a giant,

Although you call me small.

Don't attempt to be defiant.

Your back's against the wall!

I'll leap out of here like lightning,

My jaws like an iron vice.

My expression will be so frightening

That it wont be very nice!

My growl will be like thunder;

My bark like a firing gun;

I'll be tearing you asunder!

There'll be nowhere you can run!

Like a rag doll you'll be shaken;

And soon your eyes will pop!

You'll scream, if I'm not mistaken;

Yes, you'll scream for mercy 'Stop!'

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But kindly wait a minute;

My courage has started shrinking.

My heart just isn't in it..........

I must do a bit more thinking!

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