Monday, August 8, 2011




"I know I told you on Saturday night
That we had a future that was really bright.
But then you were in that satin dress
And you looked a vision of loveliness.
I loved the way it swirled round your ankles.
But here's the thing that really rankles....
Now you've stripped off to your bra
And panties, I can see you are
So much sturdier than before,
When your pretty dress reached to the floor.
All my passion has evaporated.
It cannot be too firmly stated.
I somehow cannot take my eyes
Off those really enormous thighs!"



When the sun beats down and the legs are tired,
And there's pleasant scenery to be admired
What better seat can possibly be found
Than an old-fashioned buggy that's lying around?
Here's Malcolm, sitting at his ease
Enjoying a sweet, refreshing breeze.
And what better colour to complete the scene
Than a canopy of cooling green?


Uma Anandane said...

I admire your rhyming sense.Liked the second one much

Kay L. Davies said...

Had to laugh, your Magpie sounds like the opposite to mine, Brenda.
But that buggy with the green sunshade is just the ticket today.
— K

Kay, Alberta, Canada
An Unfittie's Guide to Adventurous Travel

waysidewordgarden said...

Ha ha, love your creative take on the Magpie! And that old-fashioned buggy and poem are delightful.

Sheilagh Lee said...

shame that they can only focus on the thighs.great poem

Ilove the second one even more

Maude Lynn said...

Your magpie is hilarious!

Maggie said...

LOL. Thanks for the laugh.

Zoe said...

Oh dear! I had hoped for a better future for these two!! Great response though! :)

Martin said...

Written with humour. Thanks for the Monday morning smile.

Mary said...

It does give me a smile, but also it is so sad when people are judged by their appearance.

Erratic Thoughts said...

Amazing magpie...Loved it! :)

jabblog said...

Such a shame when illusions are spoilt!
I like the buggy, though.

Linda Bob Grifins Korbetis Hall said...

very good magpie indeed.

chiccoreal said...

Dear Brenda: Sensing the irreverence which is always such a hoot! "enormous thighs"
Wonders what her thoughts and actions would be after that blow to the ego. Chicks n' Giggles! That "green canopy" does have a cooling effect; I feel the breeze here in Canada!Thanks!:)

Peggy said...

I enjoyed you Magpie with the unexpected twists. Funny but sad as well. Good to find out before the wedding!!!

C.M. Jackson said...

oh dear ---felt bad for the poor lady--made me smile though--c

Helen said...

How funny ... there's a gal that does a lot of deep knee bends and squats!

J Cosmo Newbery said...

Wasn't there some woman in a Bond movie who killed men by crushing them with her thighs?

The Blog of Bee said...

Very funny!