Saturday, August 28, 2010

Charity Begins....

T'was the day of The Vote
(Hardly worthy of note!)
And these ladies were outside the school
In their warm winter coats,
With scarves at their throats
Because winter weather was cool.
They had set-up a stall,
For folk who might call,
On their way to tick boxes (election),
We were urged to put in
To their charity tin!
So we certainly made an inspection!


Einstein was a clever man, it's true.
We should listen when tells us what to do!
'Don't ever feel you must
Rid your windscreen of that dust.
Look what a touch of genius can do!
If you let the dust increase until it's thick,
You can do this quite astounding little trick!
You can brush and you can scrape
Any quite amazing shape
Re-creating any character you pick.
Now, I'm a man with quite a lot of brain!
A hose would send the dust right down the drain!
Much better you conserve it!
You must know I deserve it!
I shall last until the next downpour of rain!'