Apptitude

 APPTITUDE

It seems there was a language gap

So somebody invented 'APP'

Which was just a condensation

Of that old word "application".

Our 'devices' have got so clever

The App's list may go on forever.
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Shortening words is nothing new

It's something human beings do.

When I was young, if I said "bus"

Some adults made an awful fuss.

"The word is omnibus!" they'd say

In a very old fashioned way.

Likewise "phone" was a word derided;

"It's 'telephone' " once more they chided.

'Television', it used to be;

Now we all use the term TV.
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Languages live and grow and change;

Sometimes the result is rather strange.

Language is certainly torn asunder

By the folk who live Downunder.

Here 'garbage collector' seemed too long

So the word 'Garbo' came along.
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But that's how language lives and grows

And it keeps us on our toes.

I'll start saying 'App' quite soon.......

Maybe even this afternoon.

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My ideal at the time.

THOSE DAYS ARE GONE

When I was young, say, in my teens,

Young girls were still just in-betweens;

Children one minute, wives the next;

'Marry early' was the text.

Ideally, just a year or two

Separated childhood from 'I do'.

And making love for fun was not

Part of the British social plot.

I never needed anyone

To say 'Stop that! Stop having fun!'

Because it all seemed very normal

To be a little stiff and formal,

And parents kept an eagle-eye.

(Later on I discovered why!)

That was just how the mating game

Was played back then. All rather tame!

Of course, 'that tarty Peg', with Fred,

Carried on behind the shed,

But they were just an awful warning....

'Would he still love her in the morning'?

How times have changed; those days are gone.

The world has a way of travelling on.

The pendulum has swung, I fear

Too far away from yesteryear.

'Anything goes' is the clarion call......

And that means anything at all!

A happy medium's what is needed.....

(I bet my words will not be heeded!)

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