Intrigue

WRITTEN FOR MAD KANE
who gave us the first line.

INTRIGUE

A man was disturbed by a line
Which sent tingles of joy up his spine
It said 'We've not met
But I think you're a pet'
But the writer neglected to sign!
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THE UNKINDEST CUT

(Materialism gone mad!)

As I was strolling along one day I heard a dreadful crash,

There was a roar, the scream of tyres and an almost blinding flash.

I looked behind and there was a SAAB that had gone into a tree.

I rushed to help, hoping, of course, that the driver had walked free.

The driver crawled out in an awful mess and sank down on his knees

Crying "No! No! Not my SAAB! Not my new car please!'

I was amazed at his attitude for he'd done himself some harm.

'Get a grip!' I shouted 'Don't you know you've lost an arm!'

He looked in his arm's direction and then he said ' Oh hell!

This really is my unlucky day!

My Rolex has gone as well!'
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