I'VE CRACKED IT!
Isn't it strange that one country
Has so many shooting deaths.
I wonder what causes the victims
To take their final breaths.
Is it, maybe, the climate?
Is it too cold, too hot?
Could that be the reason
That little children are shot?
Could it be the diet?
Do they eat too much cheese?
Maybe that alone accounts
For the dreadful fatalities?
Maybe it's their education;
Teachers are often to blame.
Maybe the children are taught to hate
As part of some playground game.
Maybe there are more bad people
In that country than in others.
Bad parenting could explain it....
Wicked fathers, wicked mothers.
I've just had a sudden brainwave!
They're not all Attila the Huns!
I have a sneaking suspicion.....
Wait for it!
It's the GUNS!!!!!!
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1 comment:
One mum who had five guns!
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