Interview Technique

The Wordle

SUNDAY WHIRL
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INTERVIEW TECHNIQUE

As a Confidential Agent I have become aware

That visions blur whenever there is something to declare.

Weeping victims sob and cry throughout an interview;

A sort of mental fog descends and there's little I can do.

A business may have been ransacked and trade ruined, all hope gone,

Only a sticker saying 'Closed' for the customers to look upon.

I try to charm the victims to get a  little sense,

But, really, I long to belt them because they seem so dense.

People get so emotional when all they have is lost.

Let's get the paper-work over, then they can count the cost!
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KISSING FROGS!

Oh! How I needed this book when I was grassy green!

A frog is better than nothing when you fancy being a Queen!

At least a frog could prove that you really had what it took!

But, oh, it would have been helpful to have owned this little book!

No-one minds kissing lots of frogs if a Prince is on his way,

But kissing frogs and frogs and frogs , day after day after day........

Not that I was promiscuous! But I was out to prove

That my still-blossoming sex-appeal was really in the groove!

('The groove!' Oh dear, a by-gone phrase is giving the game away.

Yes, as I hear the witty declare, 'She wasn't born yesterday!')

How awful if not even 'frogs' asked one to purse ones lips!

To be rejected by a frog would mean one had had ones chips!

Nobody turned into a 'Prince', though I tried time and again.

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Luckily, between 'Prince' and 'Frog' one can find some very nice men!

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