Monday, February 14, 2011

Betwixt and Between


A very short short story!


I do wish Lance wasn't bi-sexual!
Life is so hard when one's gay!
Rory's so green he's not noticing
Lance is having a hat-and-dress day!

A Gerald Gee Cartoon
I'd love to have a bosom that lit up in the dark!
Imagine! Rinkly strolling after midnight in the park!
I could turn my beams on straight ahead
The blackness would not lead to dread;
I'd stride out sure of foot instead
And never miss my mark!
No tripping over stones for me, or bumping into trees!
I could leap around the bushes quite unfettered at my ease.
My headlights would light up the scene,
My way ahead and where I'd been,
And all the spaces in between!
So give them to me! Please!


Sylvia K said...

You are full of fun today, Brenda! I love it! And just the laugh I needed as I wind down my day -- which has been a long one!! Thanks for the giggles! Have a great week!


Peggy said...

So if they play parlor games, Lance can switch sides to make it fair! Nice take!

Deborah said...

I LOVED your take on this!

Melanie Sherman said...

Hat and dress day. I love that. Great.

gaelikaa said...

Well, it takes all sorts, LOL

Diane said...

He could be his own date, right??!?!?! :O)

Margaret Gosden said...

Happy Valentina's Day, Rinkly!

Other Mary said...

Oh my - LOVE the 'headlights' hahaha!

Anonymous said...

Perfect story for Valentine's Day! Loved it.

Lisa Ricard Claro said...

So funny -- the MF and the poem! Thanks for the chuckles after such a long day.

Cad said...

Your MFM is a classic! LOL