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SHARING
A chimpanzee , as you can see,
See how these two use chimp noses
To smell the scent of pretty roses.
See how they show they love each other.......
Are they friends or son and mother?
We're like them and they're like us,
Except that they make much less fuss!
They don't make bombs, or pollute the air;
They don't spread rubbish everywhere;
Or shooting at people in the streets.
Our brains grew much too fast, too quickly,
And the result is often sickly.
Of how happy we'd be if we were chimps!
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A YARN
Checking for stolen vehicles or far -too-heavy loads.
He suddenly saw a speeding car, bowling along in the sun.
The driver was clearly too casual, having a lot of fun.
He drew alongside and, bless my soul, he could see a lady sitting
Guiding the steering-wheel with her knees and casually knitting!
He wound down his window, gesticulating and not prepared to laugh.
'Pull-over! he shouted loud and clear and she yelled back 'No! It's a scarf!'
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