(For Mad Kane's Limerick Blog.)
NOT LISTED
A fellow was making a list
Of all the young girls that he'd kissed.
When he couldn't find one,
And his list was all done
He brooded on what he had missed!
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CECILS
This lady is cooking some cecils
(But not with a capital C)!
She's not chopped up a man
To fry in her pan
And then gobble down for her tea!
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A cecil is merely a meat-ball!
(I'm sure you've heard that with relief!)
The word is obscure
But I'm saying for sure
That these meat-balls are all made of beef!
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