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(For Ruby Tuesday)
FRAUD!
Robin Red-breast you're a fraud!
Your breast's not red at all!
You dazzle us with orange
When you're paying us a call.
We learned to call you 'red', my friend,
When at a mother's knee.
Now I see what true red is
I see you've bamboozled me.
Ollie Orange-breast you'll be called
The next time that we meet.
(But, since I live in Australia,
That would be an unlikely feat.)
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Some say it's a spoof
But here's the living proof
Among the mountain snows.
An odd-shaped foot with toes!
An odd-shaped foot with toes!
And here's the clever trick......
Get yourself a pick
Place it by a print;
That gives us a hint
Of the size and shape
Without a measuring tape.
The footprint's very wide
Across from side to side.
The toes just number four
(And we grow just one more).
I must say I think folk are petty
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When they say 'There is no Yeti'.
