Who Nose?

MAD KANE

http://www.madkane.com

supplied the first line

WHO NOSE?

A woman who tended to preen

Caught her nose in a sausage-machine

It came out long and thin

And would not go back in

And it's now in the office canteen.

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THE FOUNTAIN

I came upon a magic fountain as I walked in the heat of the day.

But only I could hear the words that fountain had to say.

'You're hot, you're tired, you're dusty; I'm here for your delight.

See how my waters radiate, both silvery and bright!

Drench yourself in my liquid loveliness, forget the summer heat;

Immune from the harshness of the sun you'll find that life is sweet.'

So in I dashed and was purified, refreshed and then set free.

Fancy that beautiful fountain speaking only to me!

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