Very Punny

RUBY TUESDAY

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VERY PUNNY

Very simple, very neat,

Very clever, rather sweet.

I am partial to a pun;

I think puns are lots of fun.

Gun control may be in the news;

And we all have differing views,

But when the subject's in a pun

Laughter can include a gun.

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PRETTY IN PINK

Royalty, generally, leaves me cold;

I don't care one way or another.

But isn't this lady the ideal

Of a charming, sweet grandmother?

Her hats are often ridiculous,

But this one's a confection,

Beautifully swirled and curled

And feminine to perfection.

The generous smile is warm and sweet,

The complexion flawless too;

The laugh in the eyes quite plain to see;

Yet the laughter-lines very few.

The Queen must often get so bored

With her dreary official round,

And 'God Save the Queen' must surely be

Her most detested sound.

But here she is being charming

To someone she has to meet!

I only wish that I could be

Even half as sweet!

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