GRANDMA'S GOULASH
supplied the prompt
GOOD TRY!
A horse who was known as Billy
Spied a divine little filly.
He yelled 'I'm here!
Please join me dear.'
Said she 'I would not be so silly!'
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ORACLE OZ-STYLE
If ever you're asked about Oz
You wont be stuck because
You'll have read this Ozzicle Oracle
And be the wisest that ever there was.
1.
There are more one-humped camels in Oz
Than anywhere else on earth.
They were brought in from places abroad
And they've spent all their time giving birth!
2.
For every Australian that lives
There are eight sheep or possibly more.
But I've never met anyone yet
Who's bothered to check on the score.
3.
You can write from the Barrier Reef
And stick on its own special stamp,
Although the recipient may
Find the letter a little bit damp.
4)
The Tasmanian Devil has jaws
With the strength of a huge crocodile.
So if it looks eager to bite
Try and better the four-minute-mile!
5)
But if you are after clean air
The cleanest on earth's in Tasmania.
So people who choose to live there
Must be wiser than you and much brainier.
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