Monday, January 30, 2012

Action


SUNDAY SCRIBBLINGS


ACTION

As in very many cases seek for moderation.
Action's fine but never when it leads to perturbation.
Inaction's merely laziness, and not to be admired,
So what to do when a worthy cause gets ones spirits fired?
Sitting in an armchair and bemoaning this and that,
Being utterly inactive except for winge and chat,
Does nothing to improve life or help a worthy cause.
Things will always stay the same.....even unjust laws.
But go out and join a rabble, spill blood along the way,
And no-one takes much notice of the things one has to say.
The message is forgotten in the screaming and the din,
And, when there's too much action, no-one's going to win.
It's hard to tread the tightrope between mobs and lazy sloth;
But we have to find a middle course; we've certainly tried both.
Only civilising discourse can improve a situation.
Action's fine but only when it's tinged with moderation.
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LEGS' LABOURS LOST!

Long lissom legs;
Luscious lips, half parted.
Corrugated hair, blonde, bottle blonde.
The Beauty Spot.
The Widow's Peak.
The Kiss Curl.
The Cupid's Bow.
Gone.
All gone.
Eyes wide! But not with innocence.
Fixed smiles,
With nerves chattering at the corners of the mouths.
Bountiful thighs, no longer fashionable.
Eager faces.
Oh so eager....
For Fame.
'Please let him notice me!'
'I kick higher than she does!'
'Is my lipstick smudged?'
'This is my last chance.'
We see them, time and time again, in the background of old movies.
Fred and Ginger take centre-stage.
And, behind them the girls line-up.
This could be IT!
Kick! Kick! Kick!
Higher! Higher! Higher!
Arms around another's waist,
But not out of affection.
More like hatred.
'Surely Busby Berkely looked my way!'
The Tin Pan Alley music is full of hope.
And so are they.
But we know something they don't know:
That they will never make it.
Time will defeat them.
They will join us at the kitchen sink.
And a new crop of dewy-eyed babes will come along.
These are not great tragedies, as tragedies go.
At least, one day, they will be able to say to their grandchildren
'I was in a film once'
That will be their only reward.
Maybe now they're high-kicking on a cloud!
Maybe now they're looking down at us thinking
'I bet you never danced with Fred Astair.'

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Dare to be Different

                     Kandinsky

MAGPIE TALES
supplied the illustration

DARE TO BE DIFFERENT

Try to see the world anew;
Not the way that others do.
Artists with a new perception
Send the world in a new direction.
 Kandinsky was right out on a limb
And nobody thought much of him,
When he painted the above;
They said 'What are you thinking of?'
(Forgive my ignorance, it could be
That this was painting thirty-three!)
Though this work is so surreal
I can see some apple peel;
You may see a fair-ground scene
Or a dance on the village green.
All he saw was a 'Red Spot'!
Like the painting or like it not,
His work, at the time, was a surprise;
He had looked through different eyes.
Don't let society dictate
What is acceptable and great.
Dare to be different! You may find
The world is following-on behind.
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TATTERED TEDDY

I wish I were a tattered bear
With not a single stitch to wear,
With paws all worn and velvet scuffed
And fur a single mangey tuft.
I wish my eyes were not quite there
Giving a sort of anguished stare.
I wish my nose hung by a thread,
Not central, but side-on instead.
I wish my mouth had come askew,
As mouths of old bears often do.
I wish my ears had lost their lift,
Doing a sad and downward shift.
I wish I were lying by myself
On someone's high neglected shelf!

Why do I wish for this sad fate?
Because, I know if I only wait.....
That Someone will rescue me one day
In a delightful sort of way.
She'll make me paw-pads out of suede!
No finer paws, I think, are made.
With finest wool and thread she'll sew
A mouth like a perfect Cupid's Bow.
And then she'll add a nose as well,
So real it almost seems to smell!
And now the best part, button eyes,
Widening with new-found surprise!
She'll add a jacket, brilliant red,
And a little hat for my furry head.
Two holes where both my ears will go
So that they'll know which way to grow.
Then a gift tag round my neck will say
'A brand new bear for Christmas Day!'

But. alas, I'm human, not a bear
And my increasing wear and tear
Can't be put right with a handy thread,
A loving needle and coat of red.
I'll have to strive and play my part
To preserve the youth of my inmost heart,
So that, though age I cannot hide,
I'll still declare with joyful pride
'The outside's not too debonaire
But INSIDE I'm a brand new Bear!'

Smellow!

Not mellow yellow: British tourist Kwame Ofori 'enjoys' the strange sights and smells of a sulphuric lake. 'Who wants to sit around a pool,' he said

MELLOW YELLOW MONDAY
SMELLOW!

Surely there was some mistake!
When they advertised The Yellow Lake,
He pictured one bedecked with flowers,
Maybe sweet mimosa bowers.
He imagined exotic hills
Decked with something like daffodils!
He pictured yellow birds on high
Under the bright blue African sky.
He imagined sweetness, silly fellow,
When the 'ad' said 'Come to Yellow'.
But his trip to Ethiopia 
Was designed by someone with myopia!
Sulphur is causing this bright hue,
And you know what sulphur fumes can do!
Rotten eggs smell of the stuff!
There! I think I've said enough!
When you get your travel-brochure
Make sure that everything is kosher .
His travel agent will get the sack.
AND he'll ask for his money back!
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Gerald Gee

GEE WHIZ!

Every colour on earth is there,
Suspended in the middle air!
And every sound on earth is there
Caught in a second rich and rare!
Can't you hear them, Can't you see?
How rich a monochrome can be!
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Sunday, January 29, 2012

Tantrum


THEME THURSDAY
suggests the topic 'storm'

TANTRUM

Suddenly a storm arrives
To cause disruption in our lives
Oh the yelling, stamping, screaming!
Rain in the form of tears comes teeming.
Madam likes to kick and shout.
But, in a moment, the sun comes out!
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COMPATIBILITY CHECK
ARIES with LIBRA
Aries lacks sophistication, something Libra likes.
I can't see you on a tandem; you should stick to separate bikes!
Your bodies may seem in harmony, but your minds are poles apart,
Though you kid yourselves you’re soul-mates, right at the very start.
When it's just a matter of having fun, you make a perfect pair,
But the good times soon evaporate, off into thin air!
Both of you like socialising, but both need something more;
When it comes to conversation, Aries proves to be a bore.
Libra is a Peace sign and Aries loves a fight;
Conflict makes one uneasy, while the other feels just right.
Libra's indecisive, which drives poor Aries mad,
While Libra finds Aries boorish , which is really rather sad.
Though you're shooting stars in the bedroom, this fact can quickly pall;
When people can't be friends, you see, sex means nothing at all.
Aries acts romantic, but only to one end,
While Libra fantasises about a truly sensitive friend.
Better enjoy a brief affair and get out while you can!
Another case of  'Don't call the Banns!
You’re better with a Ban!
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History Repeats Itself

The Wordle



THE SUNDAY WHIRL
http://sundaywhirl.wordpress.com
asks us to use the twelve words in the Wordle


HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF

It all began in anguish
Our green earth born in flame;
With volcanic shocks
From melting rocks
This peaceful planet came.

And then our earth was frozen;
The permeable soil turned to ice.
All was white
And hard and bright
Not just once, but twice.

And now our earth seems settled, 
Serenity seems the norm,
We wash our feet
In fields fresh and sweet
Apart from the occasional storm.

But, sometimes, something startles
Us out of our seeming calm.
Intimations of slaughter
By fire, ice or water
Still fill us with alarm.
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THE WONDROUS WAYS

I've never been to Lincolnshire
And the time to go is past.
But the lovely lanes of Lincolnshire
Have caught me and held fast.
The dreamy curves all overhung
With shades of vivid green.
The gate-posts and the fences
And the tufted grass between.
The wondrous ways of England
That I didn't know I'd missed.
And the lovely lanes of Lincolnshire
Leading on into the mist.
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The land I've chosen spreads so wide
It's greens are muted, soft.
The gums shine silver overhead
And hold their leaves aloft.
The brilliant blue of summer skies
Arcs daily overhead
And the heart of this great country
Is like blood, a brilliant red.
But a lingering love of England
Is still with me, so it seems
And the lovely lanes of Lincolnshire
Lead on into my dreams.
*
The cottages, the village greens,
The cricketers in white
The 'chintzy chintzy cheeriness'
The misty moisty light.
They tell me life has undergone
Some sorry alterations
They tell me mine's the biased view
Of older generations.
They tell me nothing's permanent
And dreams aren't made to last.
But the lovely lanes of Lincolnshire
Lead back into my past.
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Indignity

MAD KANE

incited me to write this vulgar limerick
She supplied the first line.

INDIGNITY

A woman was trying to lead
A dog of a very smart breed
When the dog got the urge
And rushed up the verge
Cocked its leg up a tree and then pee-ed. 
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WAZZAT?

It slid quietly down the stairs
And settled itself on the carpet.
It was multicoloured,
Flat, throbbing with life,
And infinitely strange.
The boy looked at it fearfully.
"Wozzat?'
'Don't be afraid!' I chortled.
'It's only sunlight!'
But the boy knew better than I did.
He knew that he was face to face with magic.
He knew he was right to be afraid.
I saw in him a man of ancient times
Trying to make sense of it all.
Positioning rocks to capture the sun
On Midsummer's Day.
The echo of my voice
Sounded banal.
'It's only sunlight!'
The echo of his two-year-old voice
Sounded aware,
Worshipful.
'Wozzat?'
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My Motto


POETIC BLOOMINGS
asks for an original motto


MY MOTTO

Try it! Pretend
Everyone is your friend!
It may not be true but you'll find
That this odd little ruse
Will give rise to good news.
It helps to try tricking your mind.

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I suppose the actual motto is
'Pretend everyone is your friend'.


But please don't let this be true!

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FAMOUS (?) LAST WORDS


I'd love to astound everyone by saying my last words in rhyme!

Dear one and all,
Don't stand and bawl
Because I'm on my way.
Dear treasured friend,
Life has to end;
Night always follows day.
Remember Mum,
In days to come,
As one who did her best.
I'm nackered now!
I'll take a bow.
I deserve a damn good rest!
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