Tuesday, March 2, 2010

A Tentative Tap!

I was in a bit of a hurry and the taxi was taking its time,
But I wasn't irate, I was really good-humoured and calm.
I just leaned to the driver, just urging him on
With a tentative tap on his arm.
Imagine the shock when he screamed fit to bust!
The car flew through the air and we crashed!
And we hit a shop window and went through the glass
And everything in there was smashed!
Later on when the driver and I were alone
I said to him 'Are you a freak?'
'Not really' he answered, 'But you see it's like this....
I was driving a hearse till this week!'
Another motoring joke here:


Jo said...

That would make any driver and his taxi take to the air! Brilliant, Brenda

SandyCarlson said...

I enjoyed that! Poor guy wasn't used to lively passengers!

(Thanks for your comment on my tipping tipsy snowman. I would love it if you wrote a poem about the tippler!

jack sender said...

this was a fun one. nice work.

Forgetfulone said...

What a great verse!