A TENTATIVE TAP!
I was in a bit of a hurry and the taxi was taking its time,
But I wasn't irate, I was really good-humoured and calm.
I just leaned to the driver, just urging him on
With a tentative tap on his arm.
Imagine the shock when he screamed fit to bust!
The car flew through the air and we crashed!
And we hit a shop window and went through the glass
And everything in there was smashed!
Later on when the driver and I were alone
I said to him 'Are you a freak?'
'Not really' he answered, 'But you see it's like this....
I was driving a hearse till this week!'
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Another motoring joke here:
