Monday, December 7, 2009

Report Card


An Englishman visited Germany and met a dazzling blonde.
He invited her out to dinner and in due course became quite fond!
They concluded a night of passion and his wallet was produced;
He said 'You've been very friendly! And we weren't even introduced!
I have to say I've had a really very pleasant night!
And now I'd like to repay you. Would fifty pounds be all right?'
The lady smiled quite sweetly, glad that she'd passed the test;
'Thank you for offering pounds ' she said 'But marks would suit me best!'
'I say! That's jolly sporting!' the Englishman said then.
'I'd love to give you marks, my dear!
I'd say seven out of ten!'

Another type of test here:

See tomorrow's blog for some handy hints!


Ann, Chen Jie Xue 陈洁雪 said...


I will be very upset to get 7 out of 10.

George S Batty said...

very sly dog, that englishman but I bet he insulted the lady with such a low mark.