Peace On Earth

MAD KANE

http://www.madkane.com

gave us the first line

PEACE ON EARTH?

A woman who'd stepped on some toes

Was inclined to be quite bellicose.

She liked picking fights,

Standing up for her rights,

And bloodying everyone's nose.

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RESTRICTION!

We all know what it feels like, dear! That feeling of restriction;

Whenever a straining waistband tells a tale of food addiction!

All that food on Christmas day has just by-passed my lips

And moved on down my body taking up residence on my hips!

I see you trying bravely to push-through your shaggy torso;

That's how I feel when I get dressed except that ..... well.....it's more so!

You have three helpers standing by to help you on your way;

Maybe help is what I need at the dawning of each day!

Would any of you volunteer to drag and push and squeeze?

On one thing, though, I must insist!

Keep your eyes closed........PLEASE!

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