Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Wicked Wasp!

Another little bit of Fonic Phun!


A wasp flew in my window and wandered down my wall.

It waved a wing
And wagged a sting
And I didn't like that wasp at all!
I wished I were a witch so I could make it disappear,
But it came zoom
Across the room
And stung me on my ear!
With weeping and with wailing 
I watched that wasp go by.
It winked at me
Quite wickedly
And I never even wondered why!
My ear was red and burning where the wasp had had his fun,
But it swooped backWith a new attack
And bit the other one!


Margaret Gosden said...

I am glad it was just fonic fun - wasps are horrible and I run a mile!

Patty said...

That mean little booger. One afternoon when I was still working, I was alone in the office, a hornet had come in. Of course he somehow flew into my blouse, now I wasn't aware of this at the time. I felt something on the back of my neck, and put my hand up there and sort of swatted at it, thinking it was a fly, well that darn ole thing popped me on the lower neck, and I really swatted it, it fell into my bra, and I thought oh no, I don't want my boob stung, so I'm twisting all around and shaking the top of my blouse, almost ready to hank that blouse off, when the little devil fell out onto the floor, stunned. Well believe me, I tramped on him pretty fast. But I had three spots burning like fire. After that I carried some bee sting salve in my purse. Must have worked, never got stung again.

Kat said...

Somehow these wasps are always wicked. Never known to have done a good deed...!!!

~✽Mumsy✽~ said...

Oh that wasp is mean and wicket for sure, especially after it winked at you.

Unknown said...

Wow, what a wanker of a wasp! The write is wicked wonderful though:-)

Heather{Our Life In a Click} said...

Oooh I don't like wasps!! Cute poem!

21 Wits said...

Oh thank you! First I hate wasps too, they are quite wicked even when you ignore them...they must have Wasp P.M.S. but secondly I am posting here for the first time, and love the idea of just a brief quick post! Short and sweet and to the point!!!!...

Stef said...

Ha! I love it. Fun little ditty!

Kathy Felsted Usher said...

This is good! I don't like wasps much. Wicked they are!

Rocky Mountain Woman said...

I have a lot of wasps here also and they are a pain in the butt so I can totally relate to this poem...

Gattina said...

Nice poeme ! I don't like wasps at all ! they can be quiet dangerous.

Judie said...

Hahaha!! Your post is wicked good!!!!!

Unknown said...

Wasps can be pretty mean.


Cheryl D. said...

Who does the wasp think he is? Mike Tyson?

Jenny said...

I'm not a big fan of wasps...even in poetry.

That sting is so darned wicked!

I loved your stingy little writing here!

Thanks for sharing it.