MAD KANE
gave us the first line
KNIT WIT
A man who was lacking in wit
Decided he'd learn how to knit.
He looked rather weird
When he knitted his beard
For he then had to talk through a slit.
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THE COMPLAINT
To think that I complained
'Stop pulling the sheets your side!
You've got all the blankets!
I can't sleep, though I've tried!
You're absolutely selfish!
You only think of you!
It's indicative of your attitude
In everything you do!
You never help with the children!
You never cook a meal!
You never see my point of view!
You don't care how I feel!
I'm sick of the situation!
I'm sick of being bossed!
I've had enough of this marriage!
I wish you'd just get lost!'
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And so you left! A week ago!
I never thought you would!
All I have is a little note
Saying 'Goodbye! Gone for good!'
And now I look at the crumpled sheets
And the emptiness of the bed
And I ask myself what made you go?
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Was it something that I said?
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2 comments:
You're too funny! Thanks for joining in!
Funny and sad. All in the same post.
Your pictures are always so perfect for your words.
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