Expect!

SIX WORD FRIDAY

http://melissacamarawilkins.com/blog/2011/08/19/six-word-fridays-unexpected/

Six letters, six words, six (main) lines

EXPECT!

(An Acrostic)

Expect the unexpected along the way!

X may follow Y another day!

Possibilities are everywhere, left and right;

Exceptions multiply with all their might.

Curiosities pop up in unexpected places

Try to cover all your bases

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P.S.

My husband bought an old MG

Yesterday, and it was very unexpectedly!

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Another shortening of the word for my own purposes! But the two extra lines are quite true!

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He says it's like this but we don't get it till Monday. You'll have to come to Oz again next year, Mike, to have a ride in it!

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YIPPEE!

The Retirement Village was all agog! A new man had arrived!

And, since a single man was rare, the ladies were deprived.

Cynthia couldn't contain herself; she rushed to the gentleman's side

Quickly she asked to know his name which was, incidentally, Clyde.

'Where have you moved from?' Cynthia said, her cheeks a pretty pink.

'Well' said Clyde 'Just yesterday they let me out of clink.'

'What were you there for?' Cynthia said, looking quite wide-eyed.

'Sadly, I was in prison because my third wife died.'

'Oh, how sad!' said Cynthia, drawing-in her breath;

'And how......?' And he replied 'I strangled her to death.'

'Then what about your second wife?' 'I shot her with a gun;

I simply found her conversation wasn't too much fun'.

' It's all so sad' said Cynthia. 'What about the third?'

'I pushed her off a balcony; she died without a word'.

Suddenly Cynthia felt quite warm, in fact all of a tingle.

And she shouted over to her friend

'Yoohoo, Beatie! He's single!'

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