What a Cheek!

BLUE MONDAY

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WHAT A CHEEK!

This sort of 'naughty' illustration

Belongs to a certain age,

When 'saucy' was a much-used word,

And innuendo was the rage.

The pubescents of the present time

Would find this really boring,

And the thought of lobster involvement

Would surely set them snoring!

Now, when everything is 'out there'

And, also, 'anything goes'

They wouldn't see the purpose

Of this titillating pose.

But so much was forbidden

In the time of which I speak,

That the thought of a little waitress

'Turning the other cheek'

Would have sent boys into paroxisms

Of lascivious delight.

They'd have feasted on the memory

Way, way into the night!

When people are repressed,

(And I should know, for I was there,)

Silly little things like this......

Dainty underwear,

Accidental 'touchings'

A whiff of perfumed air,

The brushing up against one

Of a lock of wayward hair,

Are electrically exciting!

So don't pontificate

About the boring lives we led.

Leading them was great!

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PERFUMED LIGHT.
(Prompted by a hint in a Handy Hints book!)

Heading for a night of love

Or a passionate interlude?

Spray perfume on the light-bulbs

To get 'him' in the mood.

The heat that emanates therefrom

Will last the whole night through

And, best of all, he'll always think

The scent has come from you!

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