Electricity



BIFOCAL UNIVISION
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ELECTRICITY!
(An Acrostic)

Energy that zips and flashes,

Likely to singe us all to ashes!

Enter here at your own risk!

Consider your exit may be brisk!

The white-hot heat will surge right through you!

Radiant heat will quite undo you!

If you tamper with this lock

Consider the electric shock!

Idiots may think they're smart;

Tampering with locks their chosen art.

You and I are much too clever.

Disobey this notice? Never!

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HEALTH WARNING!

To be sung to the tune of 'That's Why the Lady is a Tramp'.

I get too hungry for dieting stuff!
Of things forbidden I can't get enough!
And deprivation can really be tough!
That's why I go ahead and eat!
My stomach rumbles when it is deprived!
It starts its purring when food has arrived.
That's why I'm healthy and why I've survived.
And why I go ahead and eat!
I love the smell of any old roast!
That is my boast.
I've grossed
The most!
I'm salivating from morning till night.
I'm in a frenzy to bite that first bite.
I lie and chew when I've turned down the light!
I think that food is hard to beat.
Be devils! Go ahead and eat!
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