Brag Bag!

BLUE MONDAY

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BRAG BAG

Isn't this a handsome grandson!

Don't all grandmothers like to brag?

Ask them about handsome grandsons

And you almost need a gag!

This is my Numero Uno;

I now have another two.

But I saw Blake in this blue shirt

I thought 'He'll do for Blue!'

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THE CINNAMON CAT

I'm a black tom-cat, all sleek and fat.

A no-nonsense cat, never doubt that!

I eat fish-heads found in the gutter;

Stale bits of bread with rancid butter.

I howl with rage in the dead of night

To give old ladies an awful fright.

My name is Blade, a good strong name,

A name that puts pussy-cat names to shame.

My fur is as black as the jet black night,

And my eyes shine with a malevolant light.

I'm rough and tough and entirely male

From the tip of my nose to the tip of my tail.

But something's changed, I'm a ball of fur!

I love to cuddle! I love to purr!

I've never been in love before!

But now I've met Cinnamon, the cat next door!

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