AS YOU WISH!
A Preacher, on his day off, went hunting for wild boar
Little knowing what a dreadful fate was waiting there, in store.
Suddenly a bear loomed up; its jaws were open wide!
'Make this bear a Christian!' the luckless Preacher cried!
He cast his eyes to Heaven! He fell down on his knees!
'Put Christian thoughts in this great bear's mind, Lord, I ask you, please!'
And the Lord saw fit to grant his wish, responding to his prayer....
'For what we are about to receive may the Lord........... (That was the bear!)