Hopeless Case

HOPING FOR HUMOUR
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2011/03/03/hope-humor/

Topic.... 'Hope'.

HOPELESS CASE

A young lady called Hope couldn't cope.

She said 'My Mum was clearly a dope!

She was to blame

For she gave me that name

And now I have given-up hope!'
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WHAT A SHAME!

The pretty galah's feeling small!

It's beauty does no good at all!

The thing that has mattered

And made him feel shattered

Is driving him right up the wall!

Of all of the bright birds in Australia,

And many have brilliant regalia,

This poor bird is named

And horribly shamed

By the fact that he represents failure!

If I have a slight prang in my car

Or I step in a mess of wet tar

Any Aussie who's near

Will shout out loud and clear

'Well! Aren't you a proper galah!'

To be called a galah is not nice

(I've been called one myself once or twice!)

But this parrot, I think,

With its feathers of pink

Should certainly not pay the price!

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