Arrested Development

LIMERICK-OFF MONDAY

http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/

suggested the first line.

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!

A girl who took pride in her style,

Thought she'd wear nothing else but a smile.

She was so double-breasted,

She soon was arrested,

But she's bought a new bra for her trial!

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IN THE RED!

It may look like a phone-box, an old-fashioned one at that,

But a very famous Gallery is what you're looking at.

The people of Settle, Yorkshire, wanted somewhere to show their art,

So they chose an unused phone-box to play a vital part.

Here is someone important, cutting the ribbon with flare

To show that the Settle Art Gallery is well and truly there!

The first exhibition was of postcards; something small seemed to fit the bill.

And the people rallied round and brought their artwork with a will.

'The Guinness Book of Records' signed them up post-haste;

For it was a record way to stop an icon going to waste.

The grand old telephone boxes have surely had their day,

But the 'Gallery on the Green' has used one in a perfect way

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