Go, Girl Go!

MAD KANE
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2011/06/19/generosity-limerick-2/
gave us the first line.

GO, GIRL, GO!

A girl who just couldn't say no

Said 'What me? I just go with the flow.

If he's got what it takes

I don't put on the brakes,

And I'm thinking that I might turn pro.'

A girl who just couldn't say no

Said ' Come on! Don't be shy, Romeo!'
She was eager to please

Even on a trapeze!

Which was great for the folk down below!
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NEWCASTLE'S FAMOUS TRAM!

Famous locally, that is! There is no world-wide fame
But that great word 'famous' is included in the name!
Its claim to fame is simply that it isn't a tram you see!
It's simply a bus in fancy dress, deceiving the peasantry!
When visitors come to our fair town they like to book a ride
Not realising they're on a bus until they get inside!
Newcastle was once a tram-town, but the old trams bit the dust
And now we ride on buses, simply because we must.
The tram-lines are still visible as we travel on certain roads,
Reminding us of the days gone by and departed human loads.
Only the 'Famous Tram' is found, with sightseers galore.
This tram that isn't a tram lives on while the real ones are no more.
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