CRACKED!
How about this for Fancy Dress!
Bet your life it scratches!
It's certain that discomfort
Will be the thing that hatches!
That left arm is in trouble!
The arm-pit is in strife!
The jagged pieces of the egg
Will be cutting like a knife!
And, as she walks, her dainty thighs
Will rub unbearably!
Golly Moses! Aren't I glad
That the model isn't me!
*
HAPPY EASTER ANYWAY!
It's certain that discomfort
Will be the thing that hatches!
That left arm is in trouble!
The arm-pit is in strife!
The jagged pieces of the egg
Will be cutting like a knife!
And, as she walks, her dainty thighs
Will rub unbearably!
Golly Moses! Aren't I glad
That the model isn't me!
*
HAPPY EASTER ANYWAY!
2 comments:
I'm glad I never had to make a costume like that for one of my kids!
Ha Ha!! And a Happy Easter to you, Brenda.
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