MAD KANE
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DISILLUSION
A gal who seemed guileless and sweet…
Looked great till you studied her feet!
All the rest was delightful
But oh they were frightful
Those two ruddy great plates of meat!
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THE WOW FACTOR!
Ten percent of all the people who've ever lived, live now!
A million earthquakes shake the earth each year!
67,000 miles an hour? Our speed through Space!
Dinosaurs went before the Alps were here!
DNA was discovered in 1869!
The Ebola virus kills four out of five!
Without a lining your stomach would eat itself!
In five billion years our sun wont be alive!
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So read this and say 'Wow!'
(Or raise eyebrows, anyhow!)
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1 comment:
My father always said those with large feet had a "large understanding." ;)
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