Saturday, August 28, 2010

Lewd Limerick (not very)

WORK OF THE POET
http://workofthepoet.blogspot.com/
(Assigned first line in red.)


LEWD LIMERICK!

A fellow who liked doing tricks
Would take off his clothes just for kicks.
People said he was rude
When he danced in the nude
And he didn't impress any chicks!
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RED-HOT ROOSTER!

The Rooster rules the farmyard,
Perched high upon a rail.
Feathers ruffle,
Chickens scuffle,
When the Rooster spreads his tail.
The Rooster rules the farmyard;
He raises his voice on high.
But, one fine day,
That rooster may
End up in a pie!

The Rooster rules the farmyard.
He lifts his royal head.
Running rabbits
Know his habits;
See his comb is glowing red!
The Rooster rules the farmyard
with a 'Cock-a-doodle-doo!'
But, one fine night,
That rooster might
End up in a stew!
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1 comment:

MARGARET GOSDEN 2 said...

Where did you find that wonderful animation?!