Life on a Pension

LIFE ON A PENSION!

Granny, off on a spree one day, went zooming down the highway.

Shouting to other vehicles 'Don't dare to get in my way!

All my life I longed to drive, but no-one ever taught me!

Now I'm eighty have a look at the vehicle they've bought me!
I've put my best coat on to honour this event.
And if I bump into motor cars they'll only get a dent!

I've suddenly found freedom, The wind blows in my hair!

Well, it would if I took my scarf off! I wonder if I dare!

I sound my little hooter! I try to get up speed!

Fuel of a higher octane is the thing I really need.

I'd love to find a race-track and do 'wheelies' with the boys!

Why should only young ones have the pleasure of fast toys?

Don't try to overtake me! I have the right of way!

Yippee! I'm an Old Age Pensioner! This is my lucky day!'

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