HAPPY BIRTHDAY MALCOLM!
If we reach three score and ten we feel we've made the grade
So anyone who's eighty absolutely has it made!
To be healthy is a bonus that not everyone achieves;
We feel they must have some important secret up their sleeves!
Well, today Malcolm is eighty, so we wish him all the best.
It's a really important milestone and we're suitably impressed!
Happy Birthday Malcolm, though you don't want any fuss.
The very best of wishes from every one of us!