Health Warning!

HEALTH WARNING!

To be sung to the tune of 'That's Why the Lady is a Tramp'.

I get too hungry for dieting stuff!

Of things forbidden I can't get enough!

And deprivation can really be tough!

That's why I go ahead and eat!

My stomach rumbles when it is deprived!

It starts its purring when food has arrived.

That's why I'm healthy and why I've survived.

And  why I go ahead and eat!

I love the smell of any old roast!

That is my boast.

I've grossed

The most!

I'm salivating from morning till night.

I'm in a frenzy to bite that first bite.

I lie and chew when I've turned down the light!

I think that food is hard to beat.

Be devils! Go ahead and eat!

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