BLACK AND WHITE WEEKEND
IMAGINARY COLOURS
Heat is yellow, heat is blue;
Everyone agrees that's true.
There's no colour in this shot
Yet, you'll agree, the scene is HOT!
Like painting-by-numbers we simply add
The colour that we know it had.
We feel the heat, enjoy the shade,
It's a Coloured Cavalcade.
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LAP MISHAP!
(The first line came from Mad Kane.)
A fellow was trying to dine
On a ship as it sailed down the Rhine.
But the sauerkraut spilt
All over his kilt
And the Germans all shouted out 'Nein!
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