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HARD-TO-GET
by
Fred Bloggs
Clarice has always played hard-to-get.
She is willowy, blonde, rich and vivacious.
She is also devious.
'Come and get me!' screams her body-language!
'Hands off!' whisper her teasing words.
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Enjoy this comical saga.
Read how Clarice fights off her league of lovers.
Marvel how, each time, she becomes harder-to-get.
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Perch with her on an island in the Danube.
Crouch with her in a cave in the Andes.
Enjoy her sojourn in Alcatraz.
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Only Herbie Higmaster persists.
As she tries harder
Hotter becomes his ardour!
As she tries harder
Hotter becomes his ardour!
Finally, even he is stymied !
Can he scale the mountain-side and reach her in her Turkish hideaway?
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You will fall out of your chair laughing at his escapade with
The Pantyhose.
This scene, alone, makes this book worth its $75!
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Comment from Christabel Crumpington (author of 'Convenient Housing'); This book has completely demystified the building of cliff dwellings. Thank you.
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SEEING IS.......
I don't believe in witches that ride the sky on brooms!
I don't believe in ghosts that rise from sepulchres and tombs!
And yet I swear I saw today the ghost of a witch ride by!
Tomorrow I fully expect to see a pig that's learned to fly!
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