THREE WORD WEDNESDAY
we are asked to use the three words in blue
OFFICE ETIQUETTE
It's my painful duty to tell you
That your discipline is lax;
In my office I expect hard work;
There's no time to relax.
An element of mockery
Pervades each conversation,
With rather stupid banter
Degrading each situation.
Get your heads down, gentlemen
And don't dare answer back!
Anyone who's a ringleader
Can expect to get the sack!.
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BEAUTY AT ANY PRICE
Beauty at any price!
Some treatment isn't nice.
You are left with lots of bruises
Just to look good on your cruises.
There have been many hitches
Due to some faulty stitches.
Botoxed lips are just protrusions
Scarred by some pointless new contusions.
Bits cut from chubby cheeks
May not heal for weeks and weeks.
You wont like your bloodshot eyes
And no-one will sympathise.
You will get some funny stares
And spend a fortune on repairs.
Cheek and forehead, nose and lips;
As one bit firms, another slips.
Though you may try lots of patching
You'll end up with nothing matching.
Beauty at any price!
Let the face you've got suffice!
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