Dropped in it!

ONE SINGLE IMPRESSION

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suggests
'DROPPED'


This gentleman needed a parachute!

DROPPED IN IT!

Lenny caught a plane to Rome and sat down in his seat,

He always hoped he'd be next-door to someone rather neat.

He couldn't believe his luck when it turned out to be a blonde!

And just the type of curvy babe of whom our friend was fond!

She was engrossed in a novel, and hardly glanced at Lenny.

Well, he wasn't accustomed to being ignored and he wasn't having any.

'I always think it's nice' he said 'To make friends early on;

A little chat about this and that and soon the time has gone!'

The blonde looked up and closed her book with an irritated pout.

'All right' she said 'We'll talk a bit. What shall we talk about?'

Being a bit of a show-off Lenny replied 'We're bright.

We could talk about nuclear fission and shorten a boring flight.'

'That's fine' the blonde  responded 'But first, if you don't mind,

I'd like to ask you some questions of a totally different kind.'

Feeling that this was progress, Lenny said 'O.K.

Ask about anything you like. I'm ready; fire away!'

 'Horses, cows and deer' she said.....'We know they all eat grass,

So why is there such a difference in the manure they pass?

Pellets, patties and muffins emerge from each different beast,

And I don't understand the subtle reasons in the least.

I'd be grateful if you'd give me a simple explanation.'

Well, Lenny was bewildered by the turn in the conversation.

'I haven't the slightest idea' he said, falling into her trap.

She snapped ' You talk about fission! You can't even talk crap!'

More come-uppances here:
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