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Showing posts with label Maxine on Saturday Australia. Show all posts

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Mentally Maxine


c John Wagner
Hallmark Inc.
 
MAXINE ON SATURDAY
http://workofthepoet.blogspot.com/2010/02/maxine-on-saturday.html
 
 
MENTALLY MAXINE!

It seems to me, in Australia, Spring Cleaning comes quite late.
Or maybe it's just a misnomer unaffected by the date.
Spring starts in September, but January's the time,
To turn out all the cupboards and wash away the grime.
This is because, in January, everything slows to a halt;
It's the summer holiday, of course, and hot weather is at fault.
I can switch on the air-conditioning, and stay cooped up inside,
Rather than go out in the sun and be positively fried!
I completed my cleaning a month ago; I'm feeling neat again
But, unlike my friend Maxine, I didn't find my brain!
I know it's in there somewhere, but, sad to say, I fear
I'll have to do without it till Spring Cleaning time next year!
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More about my brain here:
http://rinklyrimes.blogspot.com/2009/04/brain-box_18.html