Date Bait



MAD KANE
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2011/05/22/dating-humor-limerick-off/comment-page-1/#comment-146862
gave us the opening line

DATE BAIT

A woman went out on a date

With a man who used bank-notes as bait.

When she found they weren't real

She said You are a heel!

I won't speak to you, let alone mate!'

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GRATEFUL FOR GREEN

Woodland, copse, jungle, forest.
Trees
Bushes,
Shrubs,
Grass.
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Green.
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Maybe it is a harking-back
To our origins,
When we swung between the branches
By our tails!
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I only know a yearning for Green
Is in our souls.
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