Not So Doomy

IMAGINARY GARDEN
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invites us to imagine Doomsday without the Doom!

NOT SO DOOMY

Oh Glory Be! Oh Glory be!

How wonderful it's going to be

When all we know is flushed away

In a glorious final cleansing day!

When all we love and all we know

Burns out in a final golden glow!

All the people, all the trees,

All the little ceremonies,

All the buildings, low and high,

Till there's nothing left to die!

Doomsday, the day we'll be vacating,

Without the slightest hesitating,

A world that's finished and sucked dry

For a better world up in the sky!

Others have gone before and made

A brand new World that will make the grade.

It's bright and shiny, and without flaw,

And only very slightly raw.

The human race will have have journeyed on;

We wont care if the old world's gone.

On our new planet we'll start anew

And oh what wonderful things we'll do!

I don't believe in a Holy Being;

That's one of the things we may be fleeing.

But maybe God can be created!

After all, he's very long-awaited!

Doomsday may be a lot of fun.

Look forward to it, everyone!

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TAKING THE PLUNGE!

Nellie, that's her on the left, had been looking  for romance

And now she'd met someone on-line! I said 'Nellie! Take a chance!'

She said 'Oh dear! I feel so shy!' But what would be the harm?

So we choofed off to Brighton. I grabbed hold of her arm

And dragged her out along the pier. He was waiting there all right!

I could see from his expression they were in for a passionate night!

She'd bought a winceyette nighty to give her love a thrill!

I think it must have done the trick for she's in Brighton still!

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