Error 503

                                    Gerald Gee

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ERROR 503

It seemed to me

Error 503

Was something purely numerical!

But Gerald Gee

Took 503

And made it something hysterical!

He says it lurks

Within the works

Of his personal computer.

He says it's a her

But I prefer

To consider the beast is neuter.

Its extra eye

Looks rather sly,

Its jaws with gore are oozing.

Its slobbering lips

Have come to grips

With the data we keep losing!

Its eye's on YOU

So, whatever you do,

Watch out for 503!

Disturb at your peril!

This creature is feral!

Or so says Gerald Gee.

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AN ARM AND A LEG

A Carpenter in days gone by

Never merely made a chair

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Also included were extra 'limbs'

Representing, each, a spare.

Money was scarce in those far-off days

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And nothing was neglected;

Nothing was 'throw-away' back then;

Decades of wear were expected.

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As arms and legs might wear out first

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Leaving the owner short

Each Carpenter supplied the spares;

(Greater profits, I'd have thought!)

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