Friday, September 17, 2010

Dance with Destiny

Local News: Merewether Baths.


DANCE WITH DESTINY!
It poured with rain, as I remember;
Bleak was the winter's day....
When a young boy learned of his destiny,
Learned he was on his way.
He was leaving the confines of Newcastle
For the great wide world beyond;
Leaving, to dance in Europe,
The large sea, not the little pond.
And he leaped with joy at the notion,
And the newsman caught his joy,
As a pale sun emerged for a second
To shine on a golden boy.
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ORACLE OZ-STYLE

If ever you're asked about Oz
You wont be stuck because
You'll have read this Ozzicle Oracle
And be the wisest that ever there was.
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There are more one-humped camels in Oz
Than anywhere else on earth.
They were brought in from places abroad
And they've spent all their time giving birth!
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For every Australian alive
There are eight sheep or possibly more.
But I've never met anyone yet
Who's bothered to check on the score.
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You can write from the Barrier Reef
And stick on its own special stamp,
Although the recipient may
Find the letter a little bit damp.
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The Tasmanian Devil has jaws
With the strength of a huge crocodile.
So if it looks eager to bite
Try and better the four-minute-mile!
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But, if you are after clean air,
The cleanest on earth's in Tasmania.
So people who choose to live there
Must be wiser than you and much brainier.
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